it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize