In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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