What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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