Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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