I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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