That's intense
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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