Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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