I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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