We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I miss vodka workout Fridays
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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