So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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