when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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