woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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