Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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