Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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