I'm eating all of the evidence.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
it glows. i had to have it.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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