apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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