so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He felt like a one man threesome
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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