i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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