reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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