He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
A+ Viking dick
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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