Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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