No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I didn't notice because vodka
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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