why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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