Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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