At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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