you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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