I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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