No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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