I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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