My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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