While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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