: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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