shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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