Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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