I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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