He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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