apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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