But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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