if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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