Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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