i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
high people should be assigned attendants
two words...techno handjob
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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