We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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