we have officially lost it.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Randomize
