i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You're a waste of cheezeits
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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