Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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