i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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