Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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