I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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