Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
The ass gains better be worth it
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