Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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