Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
