hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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